The previous Saturday, in honor of my birthday I was bombarded by friendship and acknowledged by Peanut Butter in a hitherto unseen manner.
However, this rarely seen (but inherently obvious) affection was partially negated by the following actions:
- Him ordering the chicken mole for dinner, and pronouncing the “Mole” the same way one might pronounce the name of a blind, reclusive animal, or a particularly off-putting skin growth
- His obvious impatience in sitting at the Wendy’s drive-thru, and his strong reluctance to start referring to it as “Our Place”
- Him getting so drunk so quickly that he needed to be driven home in his own car (an action colloquially referred to as a “Plastered Peanut Butter”)
Despite the above, this aggressive display of friendship will need to be repayed tenfold. He has fully released something that cannot be stopped, and which nobody particularly wants – something most people refer to as “Ughhhhhh”: My friendship. Stay tuned!
Landon Acknowledge Me 