5/9/2018

His name is Landon¹,

I call him Peanut Butter²,

His resentment grows

Commentary:

I believe the Haiku format is the best medium to capture the essence and base character
of Landon (Errr *cough cough* Peanut Butter) . It’s short, to the point, and is what people choose when they don’t want to sink their time into something more complex or meaningful.

Footnotes:

1.) Contemporaries disagree on this assessment. Various deviations or interpretations of his name include: Landom, Ladom, Lam, and Lando. See Kaila’s “On the Misspelling of common words” for further analysis.

2.) On the use of condiments and spreads for nicknames, see Baby Bash’s “Suga Suga” (ft. Frankie J) or the “About” section of this blog.