I decided to go all in on posting on his ultimate frisbee Facebook photos as though we were girl BFF’s:
“BRO
“
“UHHH OKAY
“
“CAN I BE YOU
“
“YOU’RE SO HANDSOME”
“YASSS QUEEN”
“DUDE YOU’RE PERFECTION”
He was less amused than I’d secretly hoped he’d be.
I was just as amused as I’d hoped I’d be.
It’s important to have hobbies.
