It was his work anniversary today.
In celebration, I provided him multiple offerings of friendship and acknowledgement:
- He gave away the Anniversary Twizzlers
- He didn’t acknowledge the anniversary donuts
- He didn’t open the anniversary chips & salsa
- He didn’t frame the anniversary cutout of my face
- He was under-appreciative of the framed anniversary picture of the two of us together
He ate the anniversary avocado.
Ultimately, a success. Would (will) do again.
