3/2/2018

It was his work anniversary today.

In celebration, I provided him multiple offerings of friendship and acknowledgement:

  • He gave away the Anniversary Twizzlers
  • He didn’t acknowledge the anniversary donuts
  • He didn’t open the anniversary chips & salsa
  • He didn’t frame the anniversary cutout of my face
  • He was under-appreciative of the framed anniversary picture of the two of us together

He ate the anniversary avocado.

Ultimately, a success. Would (will) do again.

 

 

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