He did not ask me for a ride to work following his deserved and self-inflicted car accident.

He asked Connor.

He then invited me to an IM conference that morning.

Are you sure you didn’t mean to invite CONNOR, Landon?

Negative acknowledgement.

 

Turns out he got in a car accident.

He seems to consider this an excuse for not acknowledging me.

My Instagram posts remain unliked.

Who’s the real victim here?

On Friday, he invited me over to watch football on Sunday.

Come Sunday, it turned out he lied.

I hope he gets in a car accident.

8:30 am – No acknowledgement.

9:42 am – Engaged him on every social media available. No acknowledgement.

7:32 pm – His answer to everything was “No”. Technically acknowledgement.

I dragged him to a going away party for an employee he never met.

He ate hummus.

I drank wine.

He forgot his badge.

I forgot my dignity.

He left me for an Aptura party.